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Dino Spadaccini
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Location: USA

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> > The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and
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> >do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to
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> > 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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> > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
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> > It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something
> >more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said, "water" then
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> > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
> >from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
> >house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
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> > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
> >bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these
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> > 4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every
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> > 5. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from
> >London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
> >Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon,
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Jim C
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Location: Indiana, PA

lol tricky

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Drunk Monk
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Location: Preston, UK

Hey I got em all right, what do I win?

Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

11-13-2003 Over year old.

nheather
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Location: Horsham, West Sussex, UK

I was okay until I got to question 5 ...

If I had a bus I can't understand why on earth I would want to drive it to Milford Haven!

Only joking

Nigel

11-13-2003 Over year old.

spurry
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Location: Wolverhampton/Leeds/ Dumfries, UK

A big brown haired man in his forties is building a pretty large house that has only four sides and all face south. It has 3 bedrooms, toilet, lounge, kitchen, laundry room and also a small room for his black dog and yellow birds to stay at night. All of a sudden he is scared off from building his house by an unusual intruder, what colour is this bear?

11-13-2003 Over year old.

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Thumbpilot
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Location: Navan, Ireland

The bear is white!!!!!!

11-13-2003 Over year old.

spurry
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Location: Wolverhampton/Leeds/ Dumfries, UK

Well done.

It's lame I know, something I remembered from a 'fun' work quiz.

At least we were getting paid to listen to that crap.

Anyone got more?

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Rawlie
Senior Heliman
Location: JHB

This one is so old I might get shot.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Hmmm

11-13-2003 Over year old.

Jim C
Veteran
Location: Indiana, PA

lol rawlie.. that ranks up there with "what color was george washingtons white horse?"
AND SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW YOU GET A WHITE BEAR OUTTA THAT ONE PLEASE?????

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Drunk Monk
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Location: Preston, UK

All the walls face south? gotta be at the north pole then, and I don't think you get many brown bears there, lots of snow, so white bear.

I really had to think about that one, very good

Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

11-13-2003 Over year old.

melsman
Senior Heliman
Location: Atascadero, CA

A fly without wings?... I was guessing a maggot.

But that's just me.

Ashley

11-13-2003 Over year old.

rob_jones
Key Veteran
Location: Oglethorpe, GA

How far can a dog run into the woods?

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11-13-2003 Over year old.

rob_jones
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Location: Oglethorpe, GA

Halfway

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11-13-2003 Over year old.

Kristjan
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Location: Estonia, Tallinn

Why only halfway?

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rkelder
Senior Heliman
Location: Portland, Oregon

The other half he's running out

White bear was easy

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

11-13-2003 Over year old.

Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

Unusual Paragraph

This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any hints or coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for a bit, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Good luck!

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Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

11-13-2003 Over year old.

gwallace1
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Location: Susanville, CA

It does not use the the vowel "E" anywhere!!!!!

Greg

11-13-2003 Over year old.

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Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

Bingo! I bet somebody was up all night trying to write that

Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

11-13-2003 Over year old.

Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

Four Wise Words

A long, long time ago, two Egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the sheik of Abbudzjabbu. The sheik, who liked neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the sheik organized a camel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzjabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu, would be allowed to marry the sheik's daughter.

The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expedition, finally decided to consult the Wise Man of their village. Arrived there, they explained him the situation, upon which the Wise Man raised his cane and spoke four wise words. Relieved, the two camel drivers left his tent: they were ready for the contest!

What were the four wise words?

Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

11-13-2003 Over year old.

rkelder
Senior Heliman
Location: Portland, Oregon

There's no such place?

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

11-13-2003 Over year old.

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