Colin D. Senior Heliman Location: Bellevue, WA
| After a long night of making love, the young man notices a photo of another man on his new girlfriend's nightstand by the bed and begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Do you have another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she laughs.
"Well, who is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery." |