Dino Spadaccini
Key Veteran
Location: USA
| A Cowboy Story
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> A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without
> water. His horse has already died of thirst.
>
> He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last,
> when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several
> yards ahead of him.
>
> He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
> looks to be an old brief case.
>
> He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is
> wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray dress.
> There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind
> one ear.
>
> "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three
> wishes."
>
> "I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an IRS
> auditor genie."
>
> "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
> like you're a goner anyway!"
> The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
> right.
>
> "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
>
> ***POOF***
>
> The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
> And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
>
> "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
> "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
>
> ***POOF***
>
> The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
> gold coins and precious gems.
>
> "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
> one!"
>
> After thinking for a few minutes, the man says. "I wish that no matter
> where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
>
> ***POOF***
>
> He is turned into a tampon.
>
> The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's
> going to be a string attached.
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