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heliheaven
Senior Heliman
Location: Hampshire Sponsored by Quick UK

A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and
says to her husband, "I look, horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning
and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size".
Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just
feel so old and ugly...can you please at least pay me one compliment?".


The husband replies....." Well if it's any concillation, your eyesight's f*cking spot on!!".

He, He


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08-31-2003 Over year old.
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Diverig
Heliman
Location: Wyoming

A group of bunggy jumpers decide to go on a road trip to Mexico.

They find a nice cliff over a vilage and set up all the equipment

The first guy gose off of the cliff yelling all the way down when he gets back he tells the others how great it was, you drop right into the vill it's GREAT.

The next guy gose off the cliff when he gets back up he is beat to a pulp the others ask what happend the jumper says he did not know, but what the hell is a pinyata
08-31-2003 Over year old.
 
 
Jim C
Veteran
Location: Indiana, PA

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed."

The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed."

Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed."

The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."

jim

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09-01-2003 Over year old.
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ChrisLaFollette
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Location: Altha, FL

Lol that vaseline thing is funny! lol
09-01-2003 Over year old.
 
 
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