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ShuFly
Senior Heliman
Location: San Diego, Calif.

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said 'WHERE AM I?' in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said 'YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.'

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how the 'YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER' sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded 'I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer.'
08-12-2003 Over year old.
 
 
Naomi
Elite Veteran
Location: Ontario, Canada

THE STUDENT HELICOPTER PILOT

sounds like you got it from the same site.. this one is good too..


A student helicopter pilot was taking his first lesson.
At a point near the end of the first lesson the flight instructor decided to see if the new student had any knowledge of helicopter aerodynamics.

Instructor says to Student:
The spinning blades on top of the helicopter, do you know what it's exact purpose is?

Student reply:
"Yeah," the new pilot to-be confidently sounds out......"It's a fan"

Instructor's horrified reply:
No it's not a fan, the seasoned flight instructor mouth's into the mike; and adds silently to himself,
"you dumbo"!

Student reply:
"I bet you'll start sweating big time if I turn it OFF"
08-12-2003 Over year old.
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HeliHobby . Ron’s HeliProz South . Century Helicopter

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