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| The AmbassadorThe ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and
was entertained by his opposite member, the Russian ambassador. For
three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally
treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.
On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As your
stay is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional
game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is
loaded - you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull
the trigger."
This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior
people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their
guns, spun, and pulled the triggers.
Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of
relief.
The African ambassador was much impressed with the courageous game,
and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was
due to visit his country the next year.
When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian with
all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a
private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke, "Now it is
time for you to sample our game, African roulette". So saying, he
led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six
beautiful, naked women.
The African ambassador said, "These women are the most beautiful
members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a
oral sex - take your pick".
The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see
the connection with Russian Roulette. He said, "Well, ok, great, but
where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?"
With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered:
"One of them's a cannibal." |
