Jerry In Maine
Senior Heliman
Location: "Downeast" Maine
| Current / Prior Navy or Coast Guard types might like this.
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An old Chief went ashore and found the local bar. He ordered a beer and headed over to a corner to enjoy it in peace. A young woman saw him and though he looked lonely, so she walked over and sat next to him.
"Hello!" - she said cheerfully.
"Hmmmph" grunted the Chief snapped, as he munched a handful of pretzels.
"You from around here?" - she asked.
"Nope" the Chief responded gruffly as he finished one beer and picked up another.
"Hmmmm" thought the girl to herself..."I'll have to try a little harder to be nice to this old coot."
"Want to dance?" she asked.
"Nope..." he growled, as he ordered another beer.
The girl was annoyed "You know, you're not very friendly!".
"Whatever...." the Chief muttered, as he reached for more pretzels.
The girl was really miffed now, and said "Here you are alone in a bar and a girl sits down and you won't even offer to buy her a drink. When was the last time you had sex? I'll bet it's been a long, long time."
"1959" said the Chief.
"1959?" the girl exclaimed loudly ..."no wonder you're so grumpy!"
The old chief looked at his watch and said "I dunno, it's only 2100 now". |
