GimbalFan
Elite Veteran
Location: Copter County, Nv
| A Southern wife came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. With strength born of fury she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into his tool shed out back of the barn. She clamped his knob in a vice, secured it tight and tossed the handle aside.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. Her cheatin' husband, terrified, hollers "Stop! Yer not gonna cut 'it' off with that rusty damn saw, are you??"
The wife put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope -- I'm gonna set fire to yer shed -- and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."
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