SteveH
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Location: Texas
| I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Hillary R. Clinton.
We originally wanted to put her on Mount Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
Then we decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C., Hall of Fame. However, we were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth... Hillary could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left, not knowing were he was going. When he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and he did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you for any help.
HILLARY R. CLINTON MONUMENT COMMITTEE
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
SteveH
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