Bell Bloke Veteran Location: England
| Hi Folks, this time in the interest of science I have prepared a photo study of myself to illustrate the comparison between 'Cool' and 'Nerd Cool'
So here goes..........
Below are 3 shots that were taken of me wearing 'Cool' eye protection, 'No' eye protection and 'Nerd' eye protection.
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You will see in the picture above that the glasses in the COOL catagory are, although COOL on some, not so cool on me. Next..
In the middle picture you will notice an absence of eye protection on me, this causes a swing in the 'NERDOMETRE' towards the 'NERD' look. Fact: It has been scientificlly proven that any application of eyewear will generally swing the wearers looks towards the COOL look. Next...
There are some exceptions however as shown in the next photo where my simple application of the NERD type eyewear sends the NERDOMETRE off the scale!! Notice also the effect this NERD eyewear has on my features. True, this shot of me was taken at a differant time of day and under differant lighting but it's only the wearing of the glasses that create the final effect.  I have also noticed the effect that it has on any female that I encounter when either at work or in my daily life. As a result I have found that I cannot go anywhere with my safety glasses on and get away unscathed. As a result my girlfriend has conviscated my glasses and now only lets me wear them at home.  But as far as she is concerned, she likes me in the picture on the right much more than in the other two. This is a bit depressing for me, as I now have to wear my protective glasses all the time at home, even in bed, but never females in the area.
Now I know that THIS type hobby doesn't attract any nerds at all, (All the nerds are plank fliers ) but they should be represented and I feel that some kind official nerd range should be productionised, so that we can all be 'Nerd Cool' and safe. 
And finally........
Stop Press!! I am sure delighted to know that the Walker Skull Spheres with now working Antimisting system are to be produced under licence by 'Baush and Lomb' in a limited edition production run. These should soon be available in all good model shops...........   |