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| How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
This is the cleanest E-mail joke I've come across in a long while!
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
'What are you doing?' She asked.
'Hunting Flies' He responded.
'Oh! Kill any?' She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked 'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. |