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the Wasp
rrProfessor
Location: Vt

your Mama is SOoooo ugly her body rejected her face !!!!

your Mama is SOoooo fat it takes 2 cameras to take a photo of her !!!!

follow up guys

Jim
the wife wont let me get a Monkey !!,,, damm, can't have anything
03-01-2008 03:41 AM
 
 
menace
Veteran
Location: Sydney, Australia

she can ONLY be viewed in WIDE SCREEN

!boo!
03-02-2008 05:32 AM
 
 
GimbalFan
Elite Veteran
Location: Copter County, Nv

Yo Mama so _____ that her _____ leaves a _____ whenever she _____'s.

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03-02-2008 07:04 AM
 
 
Tommy Z
Key Veteran
Location: Midland, Texas

Plays pool with the planets,

has to iron in the driveway,

has to have a twinky thrown through a doorway just to get her through...

-Tommy
03-06-2008 10:52 PM
 
 
menace
Veteran
Location: Sydney, Australia

Yo mama is SO loose, its like throwing a sausage up a hallway

...when she bends over, its like 'echo point'



Yo mama is so fat, her **** are bigger than 'hanging rock'

!boo!
03-07-2008 06:31 AM
 
 
Radron
Heliman
Location: Yuma, Az. USA

Yo mamma's so ugly, You have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her!

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!

Yo mamma's so ugly, she's only been married once!

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03-13-2008 06:00 AM
 
 
Funky Trex
Veteran
Location: Westerville, OH - USA

Yo momma's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo momma's so fat, she had to get baptized at sea world

Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job
03-13-2008 06:21 AM
 
 
the Wasp
rrProfessor
Location: Vt

yO mama is so ugly they close the Mall when she leaves her house, and she is so fat she has 8 wheels on her car

Jim
the wife wont let me get a Monkey !!,,, damm, can't have anything
03-13-2008 07:09 AM
 
 
flynbrian
Heliman
Location: Columbia, South Carolina

Yo mama's so fat so took a spoon to the Superbowl

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
03-13-2008 08:20 PM
 
 
bingahead
Heliman
Location: Easton pa

your momma so stupid she steals free samples

your momma so fat she sat on a quarter and made two dimes and a nickel

your momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

your momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

wife said" either its me or the helis"...damn it was sad to see her go!!!
04-14-2008 04:29 PM
 
 
Free Bird
Senior Heliman
Location: Somewhere in the USA

I saw yo mama kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing, she said she was moving.

I meant to do that!
04-14-2008 08:43 PM
 
 
vinver
Heliman
Location: Enfield,NS Canada

No she's not

04-14-2008 09:00 PM
 
 
cat5
Heliman
Location: P Town (Oregon:)

Yo mama is so old that when Moses crossed the red sea, she was already fishing on the other side.
04-15-2008 01:26 AM
 
 
TachyonDriver
Veteran
Location: Chipping, Lancs, UK

..so fat that she needed the Hubble Space Telescope to take the photo for her drivers licence!

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04-20-2008 05:43 PM
 
 
mongoose2113
New Heliman
Location: abq, nm

Yo Mama

Your mama is so fat, you need to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

Your mama is so fat, you need to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
04-21-2008 06:21 AM
 
 
LouInSD
Veteran
Location: San Diego CA USA

Yo mama's so fat she uses a refrigerator for a beeper...

Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
04-21-2008 06:51 AM
 
 
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