YSRRider
Key Veteran
Location: Ingleside/Fox Lake, IL
| Living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company
and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex, Tarzan meets Jane. Jane
discovered Tarzan deep in the Congo thrusting vigorously into a hole in a
tree.
Overcome by the display, Jane makes herself known to Tarzan and offers
herself to him.
As she reclines naked in the grass, Tarzan takes a running leap and kicks
her in the crotch.
She screams at him, "What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replies, "Always check for squirrels." |
