YSRRider
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Location: Ingleside/Fox Lake, IL
| A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA
>to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde,
>tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the
>window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game
> is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you
>don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa. Again, she
>declines and tries to get some sleep.
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>The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay
>me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This
>catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this
>torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first
>question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde
>doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls outa $5.00 bill and hands
>it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer,
>"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The
>lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
>references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and
>searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he
>sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an
>hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, ?Thank
>you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than
>a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?
>"Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00,
>and goes back to sleep. And you thought all blondes were dumb. |
