YSRRider
Key Veteran
Location: Ingleside/Fox Lake, IL
| 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP??
> > >
> > > AT&T fired President John Walter after
nine months,
> > > saying he lacked intellectual
leadership." He received
> > > a $26 million severance package.
Perhaps it's not
> > > Walter who's lacking intelligence.
> > >
> > > 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS!
> > >
> > > Police in Oakland, California spent two
hours
> > > attempting to subdue a gunman who had
barricaded
> > > himself inside his home. After firing
ten tear gas
> > > canisters, officers discovered that the
man was
> > > standing beside them, shouting "Please
come out and
> > > give yourself up".
> > >
> > > 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B?
> > >
> > > An Illinois man pretending to have a
gun kidnapped a
> > > motorist and forced him to drive to two
different
> > > automated teller machines. The
kidnapper then
> > > proceeded to withdraw money from his
own bank
> > > accounts.
> > >
> > > 4. THE GETAWAY!
> > >
> > > A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik
Stop, and
> > > asked for all the money in the cash
drawer.
> > > Apparently, the take was too small, so
he tied up the
> > > store clerk and worked the counter
himself for three
> > > hours until police showed up and
grabbed him.
> > >
> > > 5. TOO WELL-EDUCATED.
> > >
> > > In Medford, Oregon, a 27-year-old
jobless man
> > > with an MBA blamed his college degree
for his
> > > murder of three people. "There are too
many
> > > business grads out there," he said. "If
I had chosen
> > > another field, all this may not have
happened."
> > >
> > > 6. DID I SAY THAT?
> > >
> > > Police in Los Angeles had good luck
with a robbery
> > > suspect who just couldn't control
himself during a
> > > lineup. When detectives asked each man
in the lineup
> > > to repeat the words, "Give me all your
money or I'll
> > > shoot," the man shouted, "That's not
what I said!"
> > >
> > > 7. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??
> > >
> > > A man spoke frantically into the phone,
"My wife is
> > > pregnant and her contractions are only
two minutes
> > > apart!" "Is this her first child?" the
doctor asked.
> > > "No, you idiot!" the man shouted, "This
is her
> > > husband!"
> > >
> > > 8. NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER!!
> > >
> > > In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was
arrested for
> > > trying to hold up a Bank of America
branch without a
> > > weapon. King used a thumb and a finger
to simulate a
> > > gun, but unfortunately, he failed to
keep his hand in
> > > his pocket.
> > > |
