YSRRider
Key Veteran
Location: Ingleside/Fox Lake, IL
| 1. Stick your palm open under the
> > > stall wall and ask your
> > > > >> neighbor,"May I borrow a
> > > highlighter?"
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't
> > > put my lips on that."
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 3. Cheer and clap loudly every
> > time
> > > somebody breaks the
> > > silence
> > > > >> with
> > > > >> a bodily function noise
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that
> > > color before."
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh !!
> > My
> > > glass eye!!"
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 6. Say " this water is cold."
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 7. Grunt and strain real loud for
> > 30
> > > seconds and then drop a
> > > > >> cantaloupe into the toilet bowl
> > from
> > > a high place and sigh
> > > > >> relaxingly.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 8. Say, "Now how did that get
> > > there?"
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of
> > > humus."
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 10. Fill up a large flask with
> > > Mountian Dew. Squirt it
> > > erratically
> > > > >> under the stall walls of your
> > > neighbors while yelling,"Whoa!
> > > > >> Easy>boy>!!"
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 11. Say," Interesting....more
> > sinkers
> > > than floaters"
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 12. Using a small squeeze tube,
> > > spread peaunt butter on a wad
> > > of
> > > > >> toliet paper and drop under the
> > stall
> > > wall of your neighbor.
> > > Then
> > > > >> say, "Whoops, could you kick that
> > > back over here, please?
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't
> > fall
> > > asleep on me!!
> > > > >> 14. Say, " >Boy, that sure looks
> > like
> > > a maggot"
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 15. Say, ", I knew that drain hole
> > > was a little too small.
> > > Now
> > > > >> >> >what am I gonna do?"
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 16. Play a well known drum cadence
> > > over and over again on your
> > > > >>butt
> > > > >> cheeks.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 17. Before you unroll toliet paper,
> > > conspicusly lay down your
> > > > >> "cross-Dressors Anonymous"
> > newsletter
> > > on the floor visiable to
> > > the
> > > > >> adjacent stall.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 18. Lower a small mirror underneath
> > > the stall wall and adjust
> > > it
> > > > >>so
> > > > >> >> >you can see your neighbor and
> > > say, "Peek-a-boo!"
> > > > >> >> >
> > > > >> 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor
> > > under the stall wall and sing
> > > > >> "Born Free" |
