YSRRider
Key Veteran
Location: Ingleside/Fox Lake, IL
| There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of
> fresh horse manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours
> since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat.
>
> He ate and ate and ate. Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to
> fly away. He had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground.
>
> As he looked around wondering what to do now, he spotted a pitchfork leaning
> up against the wall. He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off,
> thinking that once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight.
> Unfortunately, he was wrong and dropped like a rock,
> splatting when he hit the floor Dead.
>
>
> The moral to the story is:
Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of ****. |
