YSRRider
Key Veteran
Location: Ingleside/Fox Lake, IL
| A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off
his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round
trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport, he could get himself home.
So, he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He
got in and explained his situation to the cabbie.
He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit
card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc., but to no
avail. The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars,
get the hell out of my cab!" So, the businessman was forced to hitchhike to
the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later, the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his
financial success, returned to Vegas, and this time he won big. Feeling
pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a
cab ride back to the airport. Well, who should he see out there, at the end
of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride
when he was down on his luck. The businessman
thought for a moment about how he could make the guys pay for his lack of
charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to
the airport?" he asked. "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for
you to give me some oral sex on the way?" "What?!!! Get the hell out of my
cab!" The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and
asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked,
"How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks."
The businessman said, "OK," and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave
a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver. |
