Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| A guy and a girl meet at a bar.
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his
hands.
He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.
The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?"
The girl says, "Easy... you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the
girl
says, "You must be a great dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Yes, I sure am a great
dentist...But
how did you figure that out?"
The girl says, "Easy... I didn't feel a thing!"
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
