Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| A Marine was off fighting for his country.
While he was gone he received a letter from his girlfriend.
In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had
been gone and she wanted to break up with him.
AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do.
He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos
of women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without)
to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and
send the rest back."
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
