rchelipilot121
Heliman
Location: Crap!! I'm here again!!
| A guy wakes up every morning, and lets one rip. His wife hates it, and as time passes, it makes her more and more furious. Still, he continues, and every time his wife tells him one day he's going to fart his guts out, and that it will serve him right. Then, one night as she is preparing the chicken for dinner, she realizes she has the perfect oppurtunity to play a good joke on him...instead of throwing the giblets and scraps away, she puts them in a bag in the fridge. The next morning, like clockwork, the man wakes up and BRRAAAAAAPPP!! Lets a huge one rip, and rolls over and goes back to sleep. She slips into the kitchen, slightly warms the chicken parts, and goes back to bed and slides them into the back of his underwear. She then goes back to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. Sure enough, after about half an hour, she hears a loud scream from the bedroom. She fights back the grin as her husband comes running in breathless and exclaims, "You were right! You told me one day I was going to fart my guts out, and this morning I did just that!". "Thats's terrible, dear, what are you going to do now?" "Oh, I think I'll be okay. I was scared at first, but by the grace of God and these two fingers, I managed to get them all back in!" |
I hope that was a joke?
I think I used to have one similar farting on bed one , but it in macromedia flash file.. funny as hell.. 
