Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday.
He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.
After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady
and pulling at her cloths.
He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.
She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina".
The old guy says "God, I hope so, you've got the ugliest boobs I've
ever seen."
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
