Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| There were three men in a bar.
All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the
bathroom. The other two men started talking.
One man said, "So what's new in your life?"
The other responded, "Well I just found out my son got a promotion.
He used to be a janitor at the bank and now he is an executive.
On top of that there's someone special in his life. He just bought his
new love a brand new Lexus.
" The other man says, "My son also got a promotion and he has
decided to settle down.
He bought his new love a new house on the beach."
The third man comes back from the bathroom. He looked kind of
upset so the other two men asked what's eating him.
He responded, "I just found out that my son is gay.
The good part is his lover bought him a brand new Lexus and a new
house on the beach."
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
