Ted Toth Elite Veteran Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| It was close to Christmas and two young boys were spending the night
at their grandparents.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers
when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs,
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO. I
PRAY FOR A NEW VCR...
" His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and
said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |