Peter65
Key Veteran
Location: Roxby Downs, South Australia.
| Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
blowjob.
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. Whats the difference between parsley and pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it... |
