Peter65
Key Veteran
Location: Roxby Downs, South Australia.
| A congregation honors a Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to
Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid.
When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful, nude girl lying on
the bed. She says, "Hi, Rabbi -I'm a little something extra that the
president of the board paid for! "
The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the board president and
says, "Greenberg, where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our
community! As your Rabbi, I am very, very angry with you. "
The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her and
says.................
"Where are you going?? I'm not angry with you!"
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Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it... |
