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Ted Toth
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Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.

There was this fellow who worked for the Post Office, whose job was to

process all the mail that had illegible addresses.


One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting....

To: God


He thought, "Oh boy, better open this one and see what it's all about."

So he opened it and read:


"Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow living on a very small pension.

Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100.00 in it, which was all

the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is

Christmas and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without

that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to

and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?"

The postal worker was so touched that he went around the post office

and showed the letter to all of the other employees. Each of them dug

into their own money and came up with a donation. By the time he

finished the rounds, he had collected $96.00, which they put into an

envelope and sent out to her. The rest of the day, all of the workers felt

the warm glow of the kind thing they had done.

Christmas came and went. A few days later another letter came from

the old lady ... To: God.

All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It

read...........


"Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?"

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my

friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful

gift. By the way, there was $4 missing.

I think it must have been those thieving ba$tards at the Post Office."





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Peter65
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Location: Roxby Downs, South Australia.

Typical

I had a friend who used to work in the post office.

He told me they used to watch for "nice" postacards and when they saw one which took their fancy it used to be put up in view for a few days until the next on came along.

Couldn't hold out hey Ted

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...
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