RotorX Key Veteran Location: London
| After a heart-transplant operation, the patient was receiving instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco, and advised to get at least eight hours of sleep per night.
Finally, the patient asked, "What about my sex life, Doc? Will it be alright for me to have intercourse?"
"Just with your wife," responded the doctor. "We don't want you to get too excited." |