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Senior Heliman
Location: At the field flying !!
| The Office Christmas Party
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a
pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the
events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was
able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in
front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad
as I think?" "Even worse," she assured him, voice dripping with
scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in
antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the
president of the company to his face."
"He's an asshole - piss on him." "You did," Louise informed him.
"And he fired you." "Well **** him," said John.
"I did. You can go back to work on Monday." |
