helidog
Senior Heliman
Location: usa
| Subject: Rectum Stretcher?????
While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit),
I passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other
side lying in wait.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love asked, "What's your hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch it until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot a sshole?" he asked
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge........"
Traffic Ticket: $95.00
Court Cost: $150.00
The Look On That Cop's Face: PRICELESS
Its nice to be the Big Dog. |
